Overall Points 2025
| Team Whitey | 302 |
| Manginas | 285 |
| G Practice Unit | 283 |
| Glory Holes | 279 |
| Pillow Biters | 269 |
| Abusement Park | 256 |
| Superbowl Bound | 246 |
| Stumps | 245 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 235 |
| The Pit | |
| Yeast Infection | 230 |
| US Americans | 228 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 218 |
Head To Head 2025
| Team Whitey | 9-1-0 |
| Pillow Biters | 8-2-0 |
| Manginas | 7-2-1 |
| G Practice Unit | 7-3-0 |
| Abusement Park | 6-4-0 |
| Stumps | 5-5-0 |
| Glory Holes | 4-6-0 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 4-6-0 |
| Superbowl Bound | 3-7-0 |
| Yeast Infection | 3-7-0 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 1-7-2 |
| US Americans | 0-7-3 |
Top Scores Week 10
| Team Whitey | 50 |
| Stumps | 40 |
| Manginas | 32 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 30 |
| Yeast Infection | 27 |
| Glory Holes | 26 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 26 |
| Pillow Biters | 23 |
| US Americans | 22 |
| Abusement Park | 20 |
| G Practice Unit | 19 |
| Superbowl Bound | 14 |
| Avg Score | 27.42 |
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| Median Score | 26.00 |
Top Players Week 10
| Jonathan Taylor | 18 |
| De'Von Achane | 15 |
| Jahmyr Gibbs | 13 |
| Matthew Stafford | 10 |
| Trey McBride | 10 |
| TreVeyon Henderson | 10 |
| Mac Jones | 9 |
| Jared Goff | 9 |
| Drake London | 9 |
| Emeka Egbuka | 8 |
| Josh Allen | 7 |
| Josh Jacobs | 7 |
| Ladd McConkey | 7 |
| Rome Odunze | 7 |
| Chris Olave | 7 |
| Breece Hall | 7 |
| Kyren Williams | 7 |
| Davante Adams | 7 |
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Nov 5, 2025 8:10am
Fifth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fifth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 10). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Nov 5, 2025 8:09am
Week 9 Scores
Scores for week 9 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 5, 2025 8:08am
Week 8 Scores
Scores for week 8 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 21, 2025 8:42am
Fourth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fourth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 27). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Oct 21, 2025 8:40am
Week 7 Scores
Scores for week 7 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 14, 2025 5:35pm
Week 6 Scores
Scores for week 6 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 7, 2025 12:56pm
Third Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The third waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 13). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Oct 7, 2025 8:00am
Week 5 Scores
Scores for week 5 have been updated for all games. -
Sep 30, 2025 8:00pm
Week 4 Scores
Scores for week 4 have been updated for all games. -
Sep 23, 2025 9:02am
Second Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The second waiver wire will be next Monday night (Sep. 29). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Sep 23, 2025 9:00am
Week 3 Scores
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Sep 16, 2025 9:45am
Week 2 Scores
Scores for week 2 have been updated for all games. -
Sep 9, 2025 11:31am
First Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The first waiver wire will be next Monday night (Sep. 15). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Nov 15, 2024 10:24am
Saquon
Damn it! -
Jan 4, 2024 9:59am
Hmmm. Team Madam might get over the top.
Kind of like Morris got CNN over the top! -
Nov 30, 2023 6:55pm
Well that’s a change
He's usually grabbing your hips while he's ramming your ass! -
Nov 22, 2023 11:14am
Morris is grabbing my feet and trying to pull me into the pit!
Cnn, I am hanging on by my fingernails. -
Oct 16, 2023 5:04pm
How’s the weather down there Claude?
Be afraid...Be very afraid! -
Oct 16, 2023 8:32am
Pillow Biters remain in the Pit
You know they like it. -
Oct 10, 2023 10:57am
Skin feelin itchy Clod?
Skin feelin itchy as you prepare to molt back into the pit hunan centipede? You're awfully close to the pit to be talking so much trash. Switch w you soon when you slither back home. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:44am
The Pillow Biters are biting pillows in the Pit!
Mixing it up with the Glory Holes and Whiskey Rebellion. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:43am
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win!
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win! -
Sep 12, 2023 11:44am
Oh be still my beating heart!
Let us pray. Please Lord allow us the unmitigated joy of bestowing on Claude his rightful moniker as The Human Centipede (Stage 3). -
Sep 11, 2023 11:39am
Your room just like you left it
Welcome home human centipede. Hope you find your room just as you left it. There may be a few bite marks in the pillow but you won't be biting much with the pillows you are sewn to. Good to have you home again. -
Sep 8, 2023 8:12am
The Pillowbiters take the lead
Whew the Pillowbiters are in the lead. -
Dec 23, 2022 11:45am
Close teams. Literally 6 teams within 10 points of each other
There are 6 teams within 10 points of each other and the bottom man on that totem pole will end in the Pit for the year.