Overall Points 2025
| Manginas | 398 |
| Team Whitey | 392 |
| G Practice Unit | 390 |
| Glory Holes | 377 |
| Abusement Park | 365 |
| Pillow Biters | 361 |
| Stumps | 353 |
| Superbowl Bound | 329 |
| Yeast Infection | 324 |
| The Pit | |
| Brighton Bruisers | 320 |
| US Americans | 317 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 294 |
Head To Head 2025
| Team Whitey | 12-2-0 |
| G Practice Unit | 10-4-0 |
| Pillow Biters | 10-4-0 |
| Manginas | 9-4-1 |
| Abusement Park | 8-6-0 |
| Stumps | 7-7-0 |
| Yeast Infection | 6-8-0 |
| Glory Holes | 5-8-1 |
| Superbowl Bound | 4-9-1 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 4-10-0 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 3-9-2 |
| US Americans | 2-9-3 |
Top Scores Week 14
| Manginas | 37 |
| Stumps | 29 |
| Superbowl Bound | 27 |
| Glory Holes | 27 |
| G Practice Unit | 23 |
| US Americans | 22 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 21 |
| Abusement Park | 20 |
| Yeast Infection | 18 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 18 |
| Pillow Biters | 17 |
| Team Whitey | 15 |
| Avg Score | 22.83 |
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| Median Score | 21.50 |
Top Players Week 14
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Dec 9, 2025 9:59am
Playoffs 2025
Here are the playoff seeds:
- Team Whitey: Wins Bitch division and top seed with best record. Swept his division. (12-2)
- Pillow Biters: Wins Burg division. Wins tiebreaker with G Practice Unit with a week 10 head to head victory. (10-4)
- G Practice Unit: Wins Smegma division. (10-4)
- Manginas: Best record for non-division winner gets the last bye. (9-4-1)
- Abusement Park: Best record of remaining teams. (8-6)
- Stumps: (7-7)
- Yeast Infection: Started 0-5, then rallied. (6-8)
- Glory Holes: (5-8-1)
- Superbowl Bound: Lost 10 straight mid-season. (4-9-1)
- Sactown Shrimpers: (4-10)
- Brighton Bruisers: Lost 11 straight starting in week 2. (3-9-2)
- US Americans: Didn't win a matchup until week 11. (2-9-3)
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Dec 2, 2025 1:44pm
Trade Deadline
The 2025 trade deadline is next Thursday (Dec. 11) at 8:15pm. -
Dec 2, 2025 1:42pm
Final Waiver Wire and Taxi This Monday Night
The final waiver wire will be this Monday night (Dec. 8). We will also choose an additional taxi squad player following the waiver.
We're holding this meeting on Zoom due to the weather.
Here's the order:
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Dec 2, 2025 1:38pm
Week 13 Scores
Scores for week 13 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 25, 2025 8:43am
Week 12 Scores
Scores for week 12 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 18, 2025 9:09am
Sixth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The sixth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 24). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Nov 18, 2025 9:07am
Week 11 Scores
Scores for week 11 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 12, 2025 6:23pm
Week 10 Scores
Scores for week 10 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 5, 2025 8:10am
Fifth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fifth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 10). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Nov 5, 2025 8:09am
Week 9 Scores
Scores for week 9 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 5, 2025 8:08am
Week 8 Scores
Scores for week 8 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 21, 2025 8:42am
Fourth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fourth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 27). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Oct 21, 2025 8:40am
Week 7 Scores
Scores for week 7 have been updated for all games.
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Nov 15, 2024 10:24am
Saquon
Damn it! -
Jan 4, 2024 9:59am
Hmmm. Team Madam might get over the top.
Kind of like Morris got CNN over the top! -
Nov 30, 2023 6:55pm
Well that’s a change
He's usually grabbing your hips while he's ramming your ass! -
Nov 22, 2023 11:14am
Morris is grabbing my feet and trying to pull me into the pit!
Cnn, I am hanging on by my fingernails. -
Oct 16, 2023 5:04pm
How’s the weather down there Claude?
Be afraid...Be very afraid! -
Oct 16, 2023 8:32am
Pillow Biters remain in the Pit
You know they like it. -
Oct 10, 2023 10:57am
Skin feelin itchy Clod?
Skin feelin itchy as you prepare to molt back into the pit hunan centipede? You're awfully close to the pit to be talking so much trash. Switch w you soon when you slither back home. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:44am
The Pillow Biters are biting pillows in the Pit!
Mixing it up with the Glory Holes and Whiskey Rebellion. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:43am
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win!
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win! -
Sep 12, 2023 11:44am
Oh be still my beating heart!
Let us pray. Please Lord allow us the unmitigated joy of bestowing on Claude his rightful moniker as The Human Centipede (Stage 3). -
Sep 11, 2023 11:39am
Your room just like you left it
Welcome home human centipede. Hope you find your room just as you left it. There may be a few bite marks in the pillow but you won't be biting much with the pillows you are sewn to. Good to have you home again. -
Sep 8, 2023 8:12am
The Pillowbiters take the lead
Whew the Pillowbiters are in the lead. -
Dec 23, 2022 11:45am
Close teams. Literally 6 teams within 10 points of each other
There are 6 teams within 10 points of each other and the bottom man on that totem pole will end in the Pit for the year.