Overall Points 2024
| Abusement Park | 574 |
| Team Whitey | 543 |
| US Americans | 528 |
| Glory Holes | 492 |
| Stumps | 488 |
| Superbowl Bound | 475 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 458 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 451 |
| Manginas | 438 |
| The Pit | |
| G Practice Unit | 429 |
| Pillow Biters | 405 |
| Whiskey Rebellion | 400 |
Head To Head 2024
| Team Whitey | 15-3-0 |
| Abusement Park | 13-5-0 |
| US Americans | 12-5-1 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 10-7-1 |
| Stumps | 9-7-2 |
| Superbowl Bound | 9-9-0 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 8-9-1 |
| Manginas | 8-10-0 |
| G Practice Unit | 7-10-1 |
| Glory Holes | 6-12-0 |
| Pillow Biters | 5-13-0 |
| Whiskey Rebellion | 3-15-0 |
Top Scores Week 18
| Team Whitey | 30 |
| Abusement Park | 29 |
| Superbowl Bound | 29 |
| Glory Holes | 28 |
| Stumps | 27 |
| G Practice Unit | 27 |
| Whiskey Rebellion | 26 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 26 |
| Manginas | 21 |
| Pillow Biters | 19 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 14 |
| US Americans | 14 |
| Avg Score | 24.17 |
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| Median Score | 26.50 |
Top Players Week 18
| Jahmyr Gibbs | 15 |
| Drake London | 14 |
| Bo Nix | 11 |
| Derrick Henry | 10 |
| Bijan Robinson | 10 |
| Jonathan Taylor | 9 |
| Jakobi Meyers | 9 |
| Geno Smith | 8 |
| Kyler Murray | 8 |
| Ja'Marr Chase | 8 |
| DJ Moore | 8 |
| Mike Evans | 6 |
| Courtland Sutton | 6 |
| Brian Thomas Jr. | 6 |
| Josh Downs | 6 |
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Jan 5, 2025 11:36pm
Points Champ 2024
Congratulations to Dave Hess, this year's points champion with 574 points. -
Jan 5, 2025 11:35pm
Head to Head Champ 2024
Congratulations to Claude Whitehead, this year's head to head champion with a record of 15-3. -
Jan 5, 2025 11:34pm
Playoff Champ 2024
Congratulations to John Vinis, this year's playoff champion. He won the tiebreaker with Gordy with a week 1 head to head victory. -
Dec 10, 2024 12:08am
Playoffs 2024
Here are the playoff seeds:
- Abusement Park: Wins Burg division. Best record. Wins tiebreaker with Team Whitey on total points. (11-3)
- Team Whitey: Wins Bitch division. (11-3)
- US Americans: Wins Smegma division. (9-5)
- Sactown Shrimpers: Best record for non-division winner gets the last bye. (8-6)
- Stumps: Wins 3-way tiebreaker with Superbowl Bound (head to head), Brighton Bruisers (points) and G Practice Unit (points). (7-7)
- Superbowl Bound: Wins tiebreaker with G Practice Unit with a week 1 victory and Brighton Bruisers with a week 10 victory. (7-7)
- G Practice Unit: Wins tiebreaker with Brighton Bruisers with 2 head to head victories. (7-7)
- Brighton Bruisers: Loses all tiebreakers. (7-7)
- Manginas: Crushing defeat in week 14 knocked him out of the big tiebreaker fest. (6-8)
- Pillow Biters: Poor record with division opponents doomed his season. (5-9)
- Glory Holes: A few late season victories kept him off the bottom. (4-10)
- Whiskey Rebellion: Only victories came in the division. Clobbered everywhere else. (2-12)
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Dec 5, 2024 9:15am
Trade Deadline
The 2024 trade deadline is next Thursday (Dec. 12) at 8:15pm. -
Dec 3, 2024 12:22am
Final Waiver Wire and Taxi This Monday Night
The final waiver wire will be this Monday night (Dec. 9). We will also choose an additional taxi squad player following the waiver.
Here's the order:
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Dec 3, 2024 12:21am
Week 13 Scores
Scores for week 13 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 26, 2024 12:39pm
Week 12 Scores
Scores for week 12 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 19, 2024 8:39am
Sixth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The sixth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 25). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Nov 19, 2024 8:38am
Week 11 Scores
Scores for week 11 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 14, 2024 10:11am
Week 10 Scores
Scores for week 10 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 10, 2024 12:34am
Fifth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fifth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 11). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Nov 5, 2024 9:28am
Week 9 Scores
Scores for week 9 have been updated for all games.
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Nov 15, 2024 10:24am
Saquon
Damn it! -
Jan 4, 2024 9:59am
Hmmm. Team Madam might get over the top.
Kind of like Morris got CNN over the top! -
Nov 30, 2023 6:55pm
Well that’s a change
He's usually grabbing your hips while he's ramming your ass! -
Nov 22, 2023 11:14am
Morris is grabbing my feet and trying to pull me into the pit!
Cnn, I am hanging on by my fingernails. -
Oct 16, 2023 5:04pm
How’s the weather down there Claude?
Be afraid...Be very afraid! -
Oct 16, 2023 8:32am
Pillow Biters remain in the Pit
You know they like it. -
Oct 10, 2023 10:57am
Skin feelin itchy Clod?
Skin feelin itchy as you prepare to molt back into the pit hunan centipede? You're awfully close to the pit to be talking so much trash. Switch w you soon when you slither back home. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:44am
The Pillow Biters are biting pillows in the Pit!
Mixing it up with the Glory Holes and Whiskey Rebellion. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:43am
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win!
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win! -
Sep 12, 2023 11:44am
Oh be still my beating heart!
Let us pray. Please Lord allow us the unmitigated joy of bestowing on Claude his rightful moniker as The Human Centipede (Stage 3). -
Sep 11, 2023 11:39am
Your room just like you left it
Welcome home human centipede. Hope you find your room just as you left it. There may be a few bite marks in the pillow but you won't be biting much with the pillows you are sewn to. Good to have you home again. -
Sep 8, 2023 8:12am
The Pillowbiters take the lead
Whew the Pillowbiters are in the lead. -
Dec 23, 2022 11:45am
Close teams. Literally 6 teams within 10 points of each other
There are 6 teams within 10 points of each other and the bottom man on that totem pole will end in the Pit for the year.