Overall Points 2024
| Abusement Park | 342 |
| Team Whitey | 316 |
| Stumps | 315 |
| US Americans | 295 |
| Superbowl Bound | 287 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 280 |
| Manginas | 278 |
| Glory Holes | 269 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 268 |
| The Pit | |
| G Practice Unit | 261 |
| Pillow Biters | 249 |
| Whiskey Rebellion | 226 |
Head To Head 2024
| Abusement Park | 9-2-0 |
| Team Whitey | 8-3-0 |
| US Americans | 7-4-0 |
| Superbowl Bound | 7-4-0 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 6-5-0 |
| Stumps | 6-5-0 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 6-5-0 |
| Manginas | 6-5-0 |
| G Practice Unit | 5-6-0 |
| Pillow Biters | 3-8-0 |
| Glory Holes | 2-9-0 |
| Whiskey Rebellion | 1-10-0 |
Top Scores Week 11
| Abusement Park | 49 |
| US Americans | 37 |
| Glory Holes | 34 |
| Team Whitey | 32 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 26 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 26 |
| Pillow Biters | 25 |
| Manginas | 24 |
| Stumps | 23 |
| Whiskey Rebellion | 20 |
| G Practice Unit | 16 |
| Superbowl Bound | 15 |
| Avg Score | 27.25 |
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| Median Score | 25.50 |
Top Players Week 11
| Jared Goff | 13 |
| Amon-Ra St. Brown | 13 |
| Joe Mixon | 12 |
| Chris Boswell | 12 |
| Bo Nix | 11 |
| Saquon Barkley | 11 |
| Joe Burrow | 10 |
| Cooper Kupp | 10 |
| Brock Bowers | 10 |
| Breece Hall | 10 |
| Jameis Winston | 9 |
| Ja'Marr Chase | 9 |
| Jameson Williams | 8 |
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Nov 19, 2024 8:39am
Sixth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The sixth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 25). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Nov 19, 2024 8:38am
Week 11 Scores
Scores for week 11 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 14, 2024 10:11am
Week 10 Scores
Scores for week 10 have been updated for all games. -
Nov 10, 2024 12:34am
Fifth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fifth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 11). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Nov 5, 2024 9:28am
Week 9 Scores
Scores for week 9 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 29, 2024 8:28am
Week 8 Scores
Scores for week 8 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 22, 2024 2:39pm
Fourth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fourth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 28). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Oct 22, 2024 2:37pm
Week 7 Scores
Scores for week 7 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 16, 2024 8:21am
Week 6 Scores
Scores for week 6 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 8, 2024 8:17am
Third Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The third waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 14). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Oct 8, 2024 8:16am
Week 5 Scores
Scores for week 5 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 1, 2024 8:05am
Week 4 Scores
Scores for week 4 have been updated for all games. -
Sep 24, 2024 8:57am
Second Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The second waiver wire will be next Monday night (Sep. 30). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Nov 15, 2024 10:24am
Saquon
Damn it! -
Jan 4, 2024 9:59am
Hmmm. Team Madam might get over the top.
Kind of like Morris got CNN over the top! -
Nov 30, 2023 6:55pm
Well that’s a change
He's usually grabbing your hips while he's ramming your ass! -
Nov 22, 2023 11:14am
Morris is grabbing my feet and trying to pull me into the pit!
Cnn, I am hanging on by my fingernails. -
Oct 16, 2023 5:04pm
How’s the weather down there Claude?
Be afraid...Be very afraid! -
Oct 16, 2023 8:32am
Pillow Biters remain in the Pit
You know they like it. -
Oct 10, 2023 10:57am
Skin feelin itchy Clod?
Skin feelin itchy as you prepare to molt back into the pit hunan centipede? You're awfully close to the pit to be talking so much trash. Switch w you soon when you slither back home. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:44am
The Pillow Biters are biting pillows in the Pit!
Mixing it up with the Glory Holes and Whiskey Rebellion. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:43am
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win!
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win! -
Sep 12, 2023 11:44am
Oh be still my beating heart!
Let us pray. Please Lord allow us the unmitigated joy of bestowing on Claude his rightful moniker as The Human Centipede (Stage 3). -
Sep 11, 2023 11:39am
Your room just like you left it
Welcome home human centipede. Hope you find your room just as you left it. There may be a few bite marks in the pillow but you won't be biting much with the pillows you are sewn to. Good to have you home again. -
Sep 8, 2023 8:12am
The Pillowbiters take the lead
Whew the Pillowbiters are in the lead. -
Dec 23, 2022 11:45am
Close teams. Literally 6 teams within 10 points of each other
There are 6 teams within 10 points of each other and the bottom man on that totem pole will end in the Pit for the year.