Overall Points 2026
| Abusement Park | 276 |
| Stumps | 254 |
| Black Hole | 242 |
| Whiskey Rebellion | 222 |
| Brown Sugar | 221 |
| Superbowl Bound | 221 |
| Snowman | 219 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 201 |
| Team Whitey | 199 |
| The Pit | |
| US Americans | 194 |
| Redskins | 189 |
| Special Ed | 177 |
Head To Head 2026
| Superbowl Bound | 6-0-2 |
| Abusement Park | 6-2-0 |
| Stumps | 5-3-0 |
| Snowman | 4-3-1 |
| Redskins | 4-3-1 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 4-4-0 |
| Brown Sugar | 4-4-0 |
| Whiskey Rebellion | 3-4-1 |
| Team Whitey | 3-4-1 |
| Black Hole | 3-5-0 |
| US Americans | 2-6-0 |
| Special Ed | 1-7-0 |
Top Scores Week 9
| Whiskey Rebellion | 6 |
| Stumps | 2 |
| Special Ed | 1 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 0 |
| Abusement Park | 0 |
| Black Hole | 0 |
| Snowman | 0 |
| Team Whitey | 0 |
| Superbowl Bound | 0 |
| US Americans | 0 |
| Redskins | 0 |
| Brown Sugar | 0 |
| Avg Score | 0.75 |
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| Median Score | 0.00 |
Top Players Week 9
| Cam Little | 6 |
| Bhayshul Tuten | 2 |
| Zay Flowers | 1 |
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Oct 27, 2026 4:33pm
Week 7 Bonehead of the Week: CNN
He's not 2nd to last in efficiency for nothing, folks. CNN wins for the cartoonish Isaiah Likely saga, which took a hilarious turn this week. He picked him up in the first waiver wire after a nice week to start the season (9 points). He never started him, and promptly discarded him in the next waiver wire. In the third waiver wire he picked him up again (hear that, Kimble Anders?) after two more monster weeks of 10 and 8 points. This week he finally finds the stones to start him, benching Rhamondre Stevenson in the process, and gets the goose egg. Meanwhile, Rhamondre scores 7 points. He's obviously enjoying the Pit this year, and has no intention of moving up. Is that you, Chucky?
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Oct 27, 2026 4:18pm
Fourth Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The fourth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 2). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
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Oct 27, 2026 4:16pm
Week 7 Scores
Scores for week 7 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 19, 2026 11:39pm
Week 6 Scores
Scores for week 6 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 13, 2026 12:44am
Third Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The third waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 19). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Oct 13, 2026 12:42am
Week 5 Scores
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Oct 6, 2026 8:41am
Week 4 Scores
Scores for week 4 have been updated for all games.
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Sep 29, 2026 8:46am
Second Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The second waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 5). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Sep 29, 2026 8:37am
Week 3 Scores
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Sep 22, 2026 9:50am
Week 2 Bonehead of the Week: Claude
He did have 100% efficiency, so he couldn't have played it any better, but injuries have laid waste to his roster. He wins bonehead because he gambled and lost on Puka playing Monday night. Granted, if he'd started anyone else it was still a goosegg, but still. I credit Adam, who said "Oh yeah, he's gonna play." Excellent salesmanship! -
Sep 22, 2026 9:38am
Week 2 Scores
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Sep 17, 2026 10:51am
First Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The first waiver wire will be next Monday night (Sep. 21). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Sep 16, 2026 11:03am
Week 1 Bonehead of the Week: George
Sure, he scored 32 points, but he spent his first round pick on Josh Allen and rolled with Patrick Mahomes instead. I get it, Josh was facing the vaunted Houston defense, but the Broncos defense is no slouch. Plus, it's WEEK 1! He could have scored 37 and been tied for 2nd place.In all fairness, there's really no better way to bring this feature back then with George and his stellar, meathead photo. Cheers!