He's not 2nd to last in efficiency for nothing, folks. CNN wins for the cartoonish Isaiah Likely saga, which took a hilarious turn this week. He picked him up in the first waiver wire after a nice week to start the season (9 points). He never started him, and promptly discarded him in the next waiver wire. In the third waiver wire he picked him up again (hear that, Kimble Anders?) after two more monster weeks of 10 and 8 points. This week he finally finds the stones to start him, benching Rhamondre Stevenson in the process, and gets the goose egg. Meanwhile, Rhamondre scores 7 points. He's obviously enjoying the Pit this year, and has no intention of moving up. Is that you, Chucky?

The fourth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 2). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Redskins
2. Special Ed
3. US Americans
4. Team Whitey
5. Brighton Bruisers
6. Snowman
7. Superbowl Bound
8. Brown Sugar
9. Whiskey Rebellion
10. Black Hole
11. Stumps
12. Abusement Park

The third waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 19). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Redskins
2. Special Ed
3. Brighton Bruisers
4. US Americans
5. Team Whitey
6. Snowman
7. Superbowl Bound
8. Brown Sugar
9. Whiskey Rebellion
10. Stumps
11. Abusement Park
12. Black Hole

Scores for week 4 have been updated for all games.

The second waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 5). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Special Ed
2. Team Whitey
3. Superbowl Bound
4. US Americans
5. Stumps
6. Redskins
7. Brighton Bruisers
8. Snowman
9. Brown Sugar
10. Whiskey Rebellion
11. Abusement Park
12. Black Hole

He did have 100% efficiency, so he couldn't have played it any better, but injuries have laid waste to his roster. He wins bonehead because he gambled and lost on Puka playing Monday night. Granted, if he'd started anyone else it was still a goosegg, but still. I credit Adam, who said "Oh yeah, he's gonna play." Excellent salesmanship!

The first waiver wire will be next Monday night (Sep. 21). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Special Ed
2. Brighton Bruisers
3. Brown Sugar
4. Team Whitey
5. US Americans
6. Whiskey Rebellion
7. Superbowl Bound
8. Abusement Park
9. Black Hole
10. Redskins
11. Stumps
12. Snowman

Sure, he scored 32 points, but he spent his first round pick on Josh Allen and rolled with Patrick Mahomes instead. I get it, Josh was facing the vaunted Houston defense, but the Broncos defense is no slouch. Plus, it's WEEK 1! He could have scored 37 and been tied for 2nd place.

In all fairness, there's really no better way to bring this feature back then with George and his stellar, meathead photo. Cheers!