Overall Points 2026
| Abusement Park | 198 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 193 |
| Stumps | 191 |
| Brown Sugar | 179 |
| Superbowl Bound | 168 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 167 |
| Yeast Infection | 167 |
| Pillow Biters | 163 |
| Team Whitey | 157 |
| The Pit | |
| US Americans | 146 |
| Redskins | 133 |
| Glory Holes | 131 |
Head To Head 2026
| Superbowl Bound | 4-0-2 |
| Abusement Park | 5-1-0 |
| Brown Sugar | 4-2-0 |
| Team Whitey | 3-2-1 |
| Redskins | 3-2-1 |
| Brighton Bruisers | 3-3-0 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 3-3-0 |
| Stumps | 3-3-0 |
| Yeast Infection | 2-3-1 |
| Pillow Biters | 2-3-1 |
| Glory Holes | 1-5-0 |
| US Americans | 0-6-0 |
Top Scores Week 6
| Brighton Bruisers | 38 |
| Stumps | 36 |
| Abusement Park | 32 |
| Brown Sugar | 30 |
| Pillow Biters | 22 |
| Sactown Shrimpers | 21 |
| Superbowl Bound | 20 |
| Team Whitey | 19 |
| Redskins | 18 |
| US Americans | 16 |
| Glory Holes | 14 |
| Yeast Infection | 13 |
| Avg Score | 23.25 |
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| Median Score | 20.50 |
Top Players Week 6
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Oct 19, 2026 11:39pm
Week 6 Scores
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Oct 13, 2026 12:44am
Third Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The third waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 19). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Oct 13, 2026 12:42am
Week 5 Scores
Scores for week 5 have been updated for all games. -
Oct 6, 2026 8:41am
Week 4 Scores
Scores for week 4 have been updated for all games.
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Sep 29, 2026 8:46am
Second Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The second waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 5). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Sep 29, 2026 8:37am
Week 3 Scores
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Sep 22, 2026 9:50am
Week 2 Bonehead of the Week: Claude
He did have 100% efficiency, so he couldn't have played it any better, but injuries have laid waste to his roster. He wins bonehead because he gambled and lost on Puka playing Monday night. Granted, if he'd started anyone else it was still a goosegg, but still. I credit Adam, who said "Oh yeah, he's gonna play." Excellent salesmanship! -
Sep 22, 2026 9:38am
Week 2 Scores
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Sep 17, 2026 10:51am
First Waiver Wire This Monday Night
The first waiver wire will be next Monday night (Sep. 21). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.
Here's the order:
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Sep 16, 2026 11:03am
Week 1 Bonehead of the Week: George
Sure, he scored 32 points, but he spent his first round pick on Josh Allen and rolled with Patrick Mahomes instead. I get it, Josh was facing the vaunted Houston defense, but the Broncos defense is no slouch. Plus, it's WEEK 1! He could have scored 37 and been tied for 2nd place.In all fairness, there's really no better way to bring this feature back then with George and his stellar, meathead photo. Cheers!
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Sep 15, 2026 1:31pm
Week 1 Scores
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Sep 14, 2026 2:49pm
Draft Results
The 2026 draft is in the books. Thanks to Adam for hosting and making some delicious food.ClickyDraft really does make things so much easier, and we're done by 9pm. Also, I think this might be the first draft in history where nobody asked "what kickers are out there?"
You can now submit your lineups.
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Aug 24, 2026 8:50am
Draft Day - Sunday, Sep. 6 at 4:30pm - Adam's House
Our draft is Sunday, September 6 at 4:30pm. We are holding the draft at Adam's house this year. His address is 2425 Brookwood Road.
This year's dues of $175 must be paid in advance, so bring your money. You can also pay ahead of time via PayPal or Venmo.
I plan on using Clicky draft again. If you want, you can join the league and make your own picks during the draft. Here's the link to join the league draft:
The join key is
1b7308ed92cc448589acac23a8de0fa2.Even if you don't want to make your own picks, you can still follow the draft here:
https://clickydraft.com/draftapp/board/300215See you on draft day!
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Dec 29, 2025 10:52am
Mangina will not stop
Damn it Mangina! -
Nov 15, 2024 10:24am
Saquon
Damn it! -
Jan 4, 2024 9:59am
Hmmm. Team Madam might get over the top.
Kind of like Morris got CNN over the top! -
Nov 30, 2023 6:55pm
Well that’s a change
He's usually grabbing your hips while he's ramming your ass! -
Nov 22, 2023 11:14am
Morris is grabbing my feet and trying to pull me into the pit!
Cnn, I am hanging on by my fingernails. -
Oct 16, 2023 5:04pm
How’s the weather down there Claude?
Be afraid...Be very afraid! -
Oct 16, 2023 8:32am
Pillow Biters remain in the Pit
You know they like it. -
Oct 10, 2023 10:57am
Skin feelin itchy Clod?
Skin feelin itchy as you prepare to molt back into the pit hunan centipede? You're awfully close to the pit to be talking so much trash. Switch w you soon when you slither back home. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:44am
The Pillow Biters are biting pillows in the Pit!
Mixing it up with the Glory Holes and Whiskey Rebellion. -
Oct 10, 2023 9:43am
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win!
God Please don't let the terrible Ogre win! -
Sep 12, 2023 11:44am
Oh be still my beating heart!
Let us pray. Please Lord allow us the unmitigated joy of bestowing on Claude his rightful moniker as The Human Centipede (Stage 3). -
Sep 11, 2023 11:39am
Your room just like you left it
Welcome home human centipede. Hope you find your room just as you left it. There may be a few bite marks in the pillow but you won't be biting much with the pillows you are sewn to. Good to have you home again. -
Sep 8, 2023 8:12am
The Pillowbiters take the lead
Whew the Pillowbiters are in the lead.