Human Centipede › 2022

Rank Player Contributed Points Potential Points Total Points Points Ratio Starts Pts/Start Blanked
1 Patrick Mahomes Patrick Mahomes 133 133 133 100.00% 17 7.82 0
2 Austin Ekeler Austin Ekeler 111 111 111 100.00% 17 6.53 0
3 A.J. Brown A.J. Brown 83 84 84 98.81% 16 5.19 1
4 CeeDee Lamb CeeDee Lamb 63 66 86 95.45% 11 5.73 0
5 Brett Maher Brett Maher 37 60 60 61.67% 10 3.70 4
6 Dameon Pierce Dameon Pierce 25 52 52 48.08% 7 3.57 1
7 Greg Joseph Greg Joseph 17 22 48 77.27% 7 2.43 2
8 DJ Moore DJ Moore 13 22 48 59.09% 2 6.50 0
9 J.J. Watt J.J. Watt 11 13 13 84.62% 13 0.85 6
10 DK Metcalf DK Metcalf 11 54 54 20.37% 7 1.57 3
11 Rashaad Penny Rashaad Penny 10 10 10 100.00% 4 2.50 3
11 Brandin Cooks Brandin Cooks 10 11 27 90.91% 4 2.50 1
13 DeMarcus Lawrence DeMarcus Lawrence 9 9 9 100.00% 17 0.53 12
14 Kenyan Drake Kenyan Drake 8 11 23 72.73% 2 4.00 1
15 Samaje Perine Samaje Perine 8 11 32 72.73% 1 8.00 0
16 Trey Hendrickson Trey Hendrickson 7 7 9 100.00% 12 0.58 8
17 Jerry Hughes Jerry Hughes 6 7 11 85.71% 9 0.67 5
18 Alexander Mattison Alexander Mattison 4 14 14 28.57% 1 4.00 0
19 Davis Mills Davis Mills 2 9 47 22.22% 1 2.00 0
20 Eddy Pineiro Eddy Pineiro 2 13 50 15.38% 1 2.00 0
21 Markus Golden Markus Golden 0 0 3 0.00% 2 0.00 2
22 Melvin Ingram III Melvin Ingram III 0 0 8 0.00% 1 0.00 1
P Name Pos Team Opp Surface Location Date/Time
QB Patrick Mahomes Patrick Mahomes QB KAN @LVR Grass Paradise, NV 01/07/23 4:25pm
QB Baker Mayfield Baker Mayfield QB LAR @SEA FieldTurf Seattle, CA 01/08/23 4:25pm
RB Austin Ekeler Austin Ekeler RB LAC @DEN Grass Denver, CA 01/08/23 4:25pm
WR DK Metcalf DK Metcalf WR SEA LAR FieldTurf Seattle, WA 01/08/23 4:25pm
FL A.J. Brown A.J. Brown WR PHI NYG Grass Philadelphia, PA 01/08/23 4:25pm
FL Alexander Mattison Alexander Mattison RB MIN @CHI Grass Chicago, MN 01/08/23 1:00pm
PK Eddy Pineiro Eddy Pineiro K CAR @NOR Sportexe New Orleans, LA 01/08/23 1:00pm
PK Brett Maher Brett Maher K DAL @WAS Grass Landover, TX 01/08/23 4:25pm
DF DeMarcus Lawrence DeMarcus Lawrence DE DAL @WAS Grass Landover, TX 01/08/23 4:25pm
DF Jerry Hughes Jerry Hughes DE HOU @IND FieldTurf Indianapolis, IN 01/08/23 1:00pm
DF J.J. Watt J.J. Watt DE ARI @SFO Grass San Francisco, AZ 12/31/69 7:00pm
DF Melvin Ingram III Melvin Ingram III LB MIA NYJ Grass Miami, FL 01/08/23 1:00pm
TX Dameon Pierce Dameon Pierce RB HOU @IND FieldTurf Indianapolis, IN 01/08/23 1:00pm
TX Samaje Perine Samaje Perine RB CIN BAL FieldTurf Cincinnati, OH 01/08/23 1:00pm
TX Colt McCoy Colt McCoy QB ARI @SFO Grass San Francisco, AZ 12/31/69 7:00pm
TX Joshua Palmer Joshua Palmer WR LAC @DEN Grass Denver, CA 01/08/23 4:25pm
TX CeeDee Lamb CeeDee Lamb WR DAL @WAS Grass Landover, TX 01/08/23 4:25pm
TX Joshua Kelley Joshua Kelley RB LAC @DEN Grass Denver, CA 01/08/23 4:25pm
Position Power Level Points League Rank League Avg League Top
QB
 
 135 1st 94.8 135
RB
 
 166 4th 131.2 214
WR
 
 180 4th 153.5 247
PK
 
 56 4th 49.6 60
DF
 
 33 5th 30.8 39

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 4th 34 17 29.25 38
 
Quarterback Points 1st 14 0 6.00 14
 
Runningback Points 11th 1 1 7.08 14
 
Receiver Points 4th 14 2 10.92 23
 
Kicker Points 1st 5 0 2.83 5
 
Defense Points 10th 0 0 2.42 7
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 9th 21 17 28.08 45
 
Quarterback Points 9th 4 2 7.25 15
 
Runningback Points 4th 6 0 5.75 13
 
Receiver Points 9th 5 1 10.25 34
 
Kicker Points 2nd 6 0 3.17 7
 
Defense Points 10th 0 0 1.67 4
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 6th 21 10 21.92 31
 
Quarterback Points 6th 5 0 5.42 14
 
Runningback Points 8th 2 0 4.58 11
 
Receiver Points 7th 6 2 7.00 15
 
Kicker Points 12th 0 0 3.08 8
 
Defense Points 1st 8 0 1.83 8
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 1st 43 13 25.25 43
 
Quarterback Points 3rd 6 0 4.83 13
 
Runningback Points 1st 22 0 7.00 22
 
Receiver Points 5th 8 0 8.58 19
 
Kicker Points 1st 7 1 3.42 7
 
Defense Points 10th 0 0 1.42 3
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 3rd 34 12 27.42 40
 
Quarterback Points 2nd 10 0 4.25 13
 
Runningback Points 1st 19 4 10.50 19
 
Receiver Points 10th 1 0 7.83 15
 
Kicker Points 10th 0 0 2.50 8
 
Defense Points 3rd 4 0 2.33 7
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 7th 23 14 23.75 35
 
Quarterback Points 3rd 7 0 4.58 11
 
Runningback Points 3rd 8 2 6.00 11
 
Receiver Points 7th 7 1 9.25 19
 
Kicker Points 6th 1 0 2.75 12
 
Defense Points 9th 0 0 1.17 3
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 3rd 32 11 25.92 42
 
Quarterback Points 2nd 11 0 4.42 14
 
Runningback Points 3rd 18 2 9.42 22
 
Receiver Points 11th 1 0 8.00 18
 
Kicker Points 9th 1 0 2.75 7
 
Defense Points 7th 1 0 1.33 4
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 3rd 39 16 29.00 44
 
Quarterback Points 11th 2 0 5.00 10
 
Runningback Points 8th 3 1 10.17 33
 
Receiver Points 1st 30 0 10.17 30
 
Kicker Points 9th 0 0 1.75 4
 
Defense Points 1st 4 1 1.92 4
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 2nd 36 10 25.67 51
 
Quarterback Points 2nd 10 2 6.17 16
 
Runningback Points 1st 19 0 7.25 19
 
Receiver Points 9th 3 1 8.00 20
 
Kicker Points 4th 2 0 2.33 7
 
Defense Points 4th 2 0 1.92 6
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 1st 33 12 25.00 33
 
Quarterback Points 2nd 11 2 6.33 13
 
Runningback Points 6th 6 0 7.33 16
 
Receiver Points 2nd 13 2 8.08 14
 
Kicker Points 9th 0 0 1.17 4
 
Defense Points 2nd 3 0 2.08 6
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 2nd 36 17 28.00 44
 
Quarterback Points 2nd 9 0 5.25 12
 
Runningback Points 7th 6 1 7.17 19
 
Receiver Points 11th 1 0 8.08 22
 
Kicker Points 1st 17 0 5.00 17
 
Defense Points 5th 3 0 2.50 5
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 9th 24 20 28.08 43
 
Quarterback Points 8th 5 2 6.50 11
 
Runningback Points 5th 9 1 8.42 21
 
Receiver Points 6th 9 2 8.92 14
 
Kicker Points 12th 0 0 2.67 6
 
Defense Points 7th 1 0 1.58 3
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 3rd 33 12 27.08 38
 
Quarterback Points 7th 4 0 5.00 12
 
Runningback Points 3rd 13 0 7.00 18
 
Receiver Points 3rd 16 2 10.83 17
 
Kicker Points 12th 0 0 3.08 8
 
Defense Points 8th 0 0 1.17 3
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 5th 27 13 23.75 34
 
Quarterback Points 1st 10 0 5.42 10
 
Runningback Points 3rd 8 1 7.00 19
 
Receiver Points 7th 7 0 7.83 16
 
Kicker Points 7th 2 0 2.33 5
 
Defense Points 8th 0 0 1.17 4
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 2nd 38 18 28.92 43
 
Quarterback Points 3rd 10 2 7.42 15
 
Runningback Points 11th 2 0 7.75 19
 
Receiver Points 1st 19 1 9.33 19
 
Kicker Points 3rd 4 0 2.75 6
 
Defense Points 1st 3 0 1.67 3
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 1st 42 11 25.42 42
 
Quarterback Points 5th 6 0 4.58 10
 
Runningback Points 5th 8 0 7.33 18
 
Receiver Points 1st 22 0 8.67 22
 
Kicker Points 2nd 6 0 3.17 7
 
Defense Points 9th 0 0 1.67 7
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 1st 38 8 20.42 38
 
Quarterback Points 2nd 9 0 4.00 14
 
Runningback Points 3rd 11 0 7.00 19
 
Receiver Points 1st 13 0 5.50 13
 
Kicker Points 5th 3 0 2.50 6
 
Defense Points 4th 2 0 1.42 5
 

Stat Rank Points Lg Min Lg Avg Lg Max Level
Total Points 7th 16 11 16.92 27
 
Quarterback Points 4th 2 0 2.33 8
 
Runningback Points 5th 5 0 4.50 12
 
Receiver Points 7th 5 1 6.25 13
 
Kicker Points 4th 2 0 2.33 6
 
Defense Points 4th 2 0 1.50 4
 
Date Week Return Type Traded Received From Comment
11/28 13   Trade Back Greg Zuerlein Greg Joseph Manginas
11/11 10 W13 Temporary Greg Joseph Greg Zuerlein Manginas
10/14 6   Permanent Corey Davis Nelson Agholor Snowman
10/11 6   Permanent Kenneth Walker III Melvin Gordon III Brighton Bruisers
10/11 6   Permanent Brandin Cooks CeeDee Lamb Brighton Bruisers
10/11 6   Permanent DJ Moore Corey Davis Brighton Bruisers
Round Pick Player Position Team Height Weight Points
1 2 Austin Ekeler Austin Ekeler RB LAC 5-10 200 111
2 23 Patrick Mahomes Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 6-3 230 133
3 35 A.J. Brown A.J. Brown WR PHI 6-1 226 84
4 38 DJ Moore DJ Moore WR CAR 6-0 210 48
5 49 Brandin Cooks Brandin Cooks WR HOU 5-10 183 27
6 72 Dameon Pierce Dameon Pierce RB HOU 5-10 215 52
7 84 Rashaad Penny Rashaad Penny RB SEA 5-11 220 10
8 85 DK Metcalf DK Metcalf WR SEA 6-4 229 54
9 101 Trey Hendrickson Trey Hendrickson DE CIN 6-4 270 9
10 116 Greg Joseph Greg Joseph K MIN 6-0 210 48
11 131 Carson Wentz Carson Wentz QB WAS 6-5 237 36
12 134 Alexander Mattison Alexander Mattison RB MIN 5-11 220 14
13 145 Skyy Moore Skyy Moore WR KAN 5-10 195 3
14 168 Brett Maher Brett Maher K DAL 6-0 190 60
15 180 Markus Golden Markus Golden LB ARI 6-3 260 3
16 181 DeMarcus Lawrence DeMarcus Lawrence DE DAL 6-3 265 9
17 197 J.J. Watt J.J. Watt DE ARI 6-5 288 13
Name Year Points Place Record Division Record Points Champ H2HHead To Head Champ Playoffs Champ Dead Last Top Player
Team Whitey 2024 543 2 15-3-0 7-2-0       Ja'Marr Chase: 121 pts
Team Whitey 2023 454 9 10-8-0 4-5-0         Raheem Mostert: 72 pts
Human Centipede 2022 570 1 10-7-1 4-4-1       Patrick Mahomes: 133 pts
Human Centipede 2021 419 10 6-11-1 1-7-1         Dalvin Cook: 68 pts
Team Smooth 2020 373 12 6-11-0 4-5-0       Ezekiel Elliott: 62 pts
Team Smooth 2019 456 6 10-7-0 5-4-0         Michael Thomas: 120 pts
Team Smooth 2018 465 7 4-12-1 2-6-1         Philip Rivers: 92 pts
Team Smooth 2017 451 2 8-8-1 4-4-1         Leonard Fournette: 61 pts
Human Centipede 2016 470 1 9-8-0 3-6-0       LeSean McCoy: 85 pts
Human Centipede 2015 397 4 9-8-0 4-5-0         Brandon Marshall: 78 pts
Team Whitey 2014 316 12 5-12-0 3-6-0       C.J. Anderson: 42 pts
Team Whitey 2013 377 8 7-7-3 4-3-2         Drew Brees: 101 pts
Team Whitey 2012 505 1 13-4-0 8-1-0     Tom Brady: 123 pts
Team Whitey 2011 405 5 12-4-1 6-2-1         Calvin Johnson: 52 pts
Team Whitey 2010 410 3 10-6-1 6-3-0         Aaron Rodgers: 101 pts
Team Whitey 2009 417 4 8-9-0 4-5-0         Tony Romo: 104 pts
Team Whitey 2008 421 1 10-7-0 7-2-0       Peyton Manning: 75 pts
Team Whitey 2007 412 2 12-5-0 8-1-0         Tom Brady: 157 pts
Team Whitey 2006 350 8 8-9-0 3-5-0         Donovan McNabb: 71 pts
Team Whitey 2005 411 2 10-6-1 5-3-1         Larry Johnson: 74 pts
Team Whitey 2004 418 3 8-8-1 4-4-1         Trent Green: 85 pts
Team Whitey 2003 395 3 10-5-2 5-3-1         Ahman Green: 114 pts
Team Whitey 2002 356 10 8-9-0 5-4-0         Marshall Faulk: 64 pts
Team Whitey 2001 355 9 9-7-1 5-4-0         Kurt Warner: 125 pts
Team Whitey 2000 426 3 10-6-1 4-4-1         Jeff Garcia: 82 pts
Team Whitey 1999 322 10 8-8-1 3-5-1         Olandis Gary: 35 pts
Team Smooth 1998 336 7 10-5-2 4-4-1       Drew Bledsoe: 49 pts
Team Smooth 1997 266 12 6-10-1 4-5-0         Herman Moore: 46 pts
Team Smooth 1996 317 7 9-8-0 7-2-0          
Averages: 407.34 5.66 9-8-1 5-4-0