Here are the playoff seeds:

1. Team Whitey: Wins Bitch division and top seed with best record. Swept his division. (12-2)
2. Pillow Biters: Wins Burg division. Wins tiebreaker with G Practice Unit with a week 10 head to head victory. (10-4)
3. G Practice Unit: Wins Smegma division. (10-4)
4. Manginas: Best record for non-division winner gets the last bye. (9-4-1)
5. Abusement Park: Best record of remaining teams. (8-6)
6. Stumps: (7-7)
7. Yeast Infection: Started 0-5, then rallied. (6-8)
8. Glory Holes: (5-8-1)
9. Superbowl Bound: Lost 10 straight mid-season. (4-9-1)
10. Sactown Shrimpers: (4-10)
11. Brighton Bruisers: Lost 11 straight starting in week 2. (3-9-2)
12. US Americans: Didn't win a matchup until week 11. (2-9-3)

The final waiver wire will be this Monday night (Dec. 8). We will also choose an additional taxi squad player following the waiver.

We're holding this meeting on Zoom due to the weather.

Join The Meeting

Here's the order:

1. Sactown Shrimpers
2. US Americans
3. Brighton Bruisers
4. Superbowl Bound
5. Yeast Infection
6. Stumps
7. Pillow Biters
8. Abusement Park
9. Glory Holes
10. Manginas
11. G Practice Unit
12. Team Whitey

The sixth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 24). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Sactown Shrimpers
2. US Americans
3. Yeast Infection
4. Brighton Bruisers
5. Superbowl Bound
6. Abusement Park
7. Stumps
8. G Practice Unit
9. Pillow Biters
10. Glory Holes
11. Manginas
12. Team Whitey

The fifth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 10). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Sactown Shrimpers
2. Yeast Infection
3. Stumps
4. US Americans
5. Brighton Bruisers
6. Superbowl Bound
7. Abusement Park
8. Pillow Biters
9. Team Whitey
10. Glory Holes
11. Manginas
12. G Practice Unit

The fourth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 27). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Yeast Infection (1st rd Glory Holes)
2. Sactown Shrimpers
3. US Americans
4. Brighton Bruisers
5. Stumps
6. Superbowl Bound
7. Glory Holes (1st rd Manginas)
8. Manginas (1st rd Yeast Infection)
9. Abusement Park
10. G Practice Unit
11. Team Whitey
12. Pillow Biters