Congratulations to Dave Hess, this year's points champion with 574 points.

Congratulations to Claude Whitehead, this year's head to head champion with a record of 15-3.

Congratulations to John Vinis, this year's playoff champion. He won the tiebreaker with Gordy with a week 1 head to head victory.

Here are the playoff seeds:

• Abusement Park: Wins Burg division. Best record. Wins tiebreaker with Team Whitey on total points. (11-3)
• Team Whitey: Wins Bitch division. (11-3)
• US Americans: Wins Smegma division. (9-5)
• Sactown Shrimpers: Best record for non-division winner gets the last bye. (8-6)
• Stumps: Wins 3-way tiebreaker with Superbowl Bound (head to head), Brighton Bruisers (points) and G Practice Unit (points). (7-7)
• Superbowl Bound: Wins tiebreaker with G Practice Unit with a week 1 victory and Brighton Bruisers with a week 10 victory. (7-7)
• G Practice Unit: Wins tiebreaker with Brighton Bruisers with 2 head to head victories. (7-7)
• Brighton Bruisers: Loses all tiebreakers. (7-7)
• Manginas: Crushing defeat in week 14 knocked him out of the big tiebreaker fest. (6-8)
• Pillow Biters: Poor record with division opponents doomed his season. (5-9)
• Glory Holes: A few late season victories kept him off the bottom. (4-10)
• Whiskey Rebellion: Only victories came in the division. Clobbered everywhere else. (2-12)

The 2024 trade deadline is next Thursday (Dec. 12) at 8:15pm.

The final waiver wire will be this Monday night (Dec. 9). We will also choose an additional taxi squad player following the waiver.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. Sactown Shrimpers
3. Manginas
4. Pillow Biters
5. Glory Holes
6. G Practice Unit
7. Brighton Bruisers
8. Superbowl Bound
9. US Americans
10. Stumps
11. Team Whitey
12. Abusement Park

Scores for week 12 have been updated for all games.

The sixth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 25). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. Pillow Biters
3. G Practice Unit
4. Sactown Shrimpers
5. Glory Holes
6. Manginas
7. Brighton Bruisers
8. Superbowl Bound
9. US Americans
10. Stumps
11. Team Whitey
12. Abusement Park

Scores for week 11 have been updated for all games.

Scores for week 10 have been updated for all games.

The fifth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 11). Text, call, or give your picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. Pillow Biters
3. Glory Holes
4. Sactown Shrimpers
5. Manginas
6. US Americans
7. G Practice Unit
8. Team Whitey
9. Brighton Bruisers
10. Superbowl Bound
11. Abusement Park
12. Stumps

Scores for week 9 have been updated for all games.