Here are the playoff seeds:

1. Stumps: Wins Bitch division. Ties Sactown Shrimpers with best record and wins tiebreaker on most division points scored. (10-4)
2. Sactown Shrimpers: Wins Burg division and ties for best record with Stumps. (10-4)
3. Brighton Bruisers: Wins Smeg division. (8-6)
4. Human Centipede: Best record for non-division winner gets the last bye (7-6-1).
5. US Americans: Wins tiebreaker with Manginas on head to head wins. (7-7)
6. Manginas: Loses tiebreaker with US Americans on head to head wins. (7-7)
7. Golden Holes: A cheesy tie with Whiskey Rebellion at 14-14 elevates him above the rest of the field. (6-6-2)
8. Superbowl Bound: Wins tiebreaker with Abusement Park on head to head wins. (6-8)
9. Abusement Park: Loses tiebreaker with Superbowl Bound on head to head wins. (6-8)
10. Whiskey Rebellion: (5-8-1)
11. Snowman: Wins tiebreaker with G Practice Unit on division record. (5-9)
12. G Practice Unit: Loses tiebreaker with Snowman on division record. (5-9)

The final waiver wire will be this Monday night (Dec. 12). We will also choose an additional taxi squad player following the waiver.

Here's the order:

1. Snowman
2. Whiskey Rebellion
3. Brighton Bruisers
4. G Practice Unit
5. Manginas
6. Abusement Park
7. Golden Holes
8. Superbowl Bound
9. US Americans
10. Stumps
11. Sactown Shrimpers
12. Human Centipede

The sixth waiver wire will be this Monday night (Nov. 28). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. Snowman
3. G Practice Unit
4. Abusement Park
5. Manginas
6. Brighton Bruisers
7. Golden Holes
8. Superbowl Bound
9. Sactown Shrimpers
10. Stumps
11. US Americans
12. Human Centipede

The fifth waiver wire will be this Monday night (Nov. 14). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. Snowman
3. Abusement Park
4. Manginas
5. G Practice Unit
6. Golden Holes
7. Brighton Bruisers
8. US Americans
9. Stumps
10. Sactown Shrimpers
11. Superbowl Bound
12. Human Centipede

The fourth waiver wire will be this Monday night (Oct. 31). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. Snowman
3. Golden Holes
4. Abusement Park
5. US Americans
6. Manginas
7. G Practice Unit
8. Stumps
9. Brighton Bruisers
10. Human Centipede
11. Superbowl Bound
12. Sactown Shrimpers

The third waiver wire will be this Monday night (Oct. 17). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Snowman
2. Whiskey Rebellion
3. Manginas
4. Abusement Park
5. US Americans
6. G Practice Unit
7. Golden Holes
8. Stumps
9. Sactown Shrimpers
10. Human Centipede
11. Brighton Bruisers
12. Superbowl Bound

The second waiver wire will be this Monday night (Oct. 4). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. US Americans
3. Golden Holes
4. Snowman
5. G Practice Unit
6. Human Centipede
7. Manginas
8. Stumps
9. Abusement Park
10. Sactown Shrimpers
11. Brighton Bruisers
12. Superbowl Bound

The first waiver wire will be this Monday night (Sep. 19). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. US Americans
3. Abusement Park
4. Snowman
5. Stumps
6. Mangina 2x
7. Golden Holes
8. Sactown Shrimpers
9. Human Centipede
10. Superbowl Bound
11. G Practice Unit
12. Brighton Bruisers