The 2023 trade deadline is this Thursday (Dec. 14) at 8:15pm.

Here are the playoff seeds:

1. Superbowl Bound: Wins Bitch division. Best record. (9-4-1)
2. Manginas: Wins Smeg division. (8-5)
3. Whiskey Rebellion: Wins Burg division by a half game. (7-6-1)
4. US Americans: Best record for non-division winner gets the last bye. Wins tiebreaker over Stumps with best division record. (8-6)
5. Stumps: Loses tiebreaker with US Americans on division record. (8-6)
6. Pillow Biters: Wins tiebreaker with Sactown Shrimpers on head to head wins. (7-7)
7. Sactown Shrimpers: Loses tiebreaker with Pillow Biters on head to head wins. (7-7)
8. Team Whitey: Loses tiebreaker with Pillow Biters on division record and Sactown Shrimpers on head to head wins (7-7)
9. Brighton Bruisers: Falls behind 3 teams ahead of him on a tie with Golden Holes in week 14 but would have lost to all of them anyway due to poor division record.
10. G Practice Unit: Clobbered in the Smeg division. (5-7-2)
11. Golden Holes: All wins came inside the division (4-9-1)
12. Abusement Park: Seven-game skid from weeks 6-12 doomed the season. Lost 5 games by 3 points or less. (4-10)

The final waiver wire will be this Monday night (Dec. 11). We will also choose an additional taxi squad player following the waiver.

Here's the order:

1. Golden Holes
2. Abusement Park
3. Team Whitey
4. Pillow Biters
5. Whiskey Rebellion
6. Stumps
7. Sactown Shrimpers
8. G Practice Unit
9. Mangina
10. Brighton Bruisers
11. US Americans
12. Superbowl Bound

The sixth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 27). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Golden Holes
2. Abusement Park
3. Whiskey Rebellion
4. Team Whitey
5. Pillow Biters
6. Sactown Shrimpers
7. Stumps
8. Mangina
9. Brighton Bruisers
10. US Americans
11. G Practice Unit
12. Superbowl Bound

The fifth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Nov. 13). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Golden Holes
2. Pillow Biters
3. Whiskey Rebellion
4. Abusement Park
5. Team Whitey
6. Sactown Shrimpers
7. Stumps
8. Mangina
9. G Practice Unit
10. Brighton Bruisers
11. Superbowl Bound
12. US Americans

The fourth waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 30). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Golden Holes
2. Pillow Biters
3. Whiskey Rebellion
4. Abusement Park
5. Stumps
6. Team Whitey
7. Mangina
8. Sactown Shrimpers
9. Brighton Bruisers
10. G Practice Unit
11. Superbowl Bound
12. US Americans

The third waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 16). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. Golden Holes
3. Pillow Biters
4. Abusement Park
5. Team Whitey
6. Stumps
7. Mangina
8. Sactown Shrimpers
9. Brighton Bruisers
10. Superbowl Bound
11. G Practice Unit
12. US Americans

The second waiver wire will be next Monday night (Oct. 2). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Whiskey Rebellion
2. Abusement Park
3. Sactown Shrimpers
4. Pillow Biters
5. Golden Holes
6. Mangina
7. US Americans
8. Team Whitey
9. Brighton Bruisers
10. Stumps
11. Superbowl Bound
12. G Practice Unit

The first waiver wire will be next Monday night (Sep. 18). Text, call, or give you picks to someone if you cannot make it.

Here's the order:

1. Team Whitey
2. Sactown Shrimpers
3. Abusement Park
4. Golden Holes
5. Whiskey Rebellion
6. Brighton Bruisers
7. Superbowl Bound
8. G Practice Unit
9. Mangina
10. US Americans
11. Pillow Biters
12. Stumps

The draft is this Sunday, September 3 at 4:30pm. We having the draft at Rob's house this year. His address is 11239 Ashcake Rd. Ashland, VA 23005. Bring your $125 dues if you want to draft.